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John Howard 

1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
John Howard by Steven T July 19, 2008
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Jacob Howard 

Handsome, incredibly smart, funny, a little weird, and a great lover. He knows exactly what to say, and a very good listener. You will want to be in a very long relationship with him, as soon as you meet him. He's also a great singer.
OMG I just talked to Jacob Howard!!!!
Jacob Howard by Rd4d23 June 28, 2016

michael howard 

A politician in the UK's Conservative party. When he was Home Secretary he was frowned on for locking a lot of people up. However, when the Blair governmnent released them all again, people realised maybe the general public were safer whilst violent criminals were behind bars. Howard was the victim of the lookist spin-doctor culture who used the "something of the night about him" comment to great effect. He became leader of the opposition when the Tories suddenly realised they had forgotten to elect a new leader after their 2001 defeat, and lasted almonst a fortnight (which is quite good by modern Tory standards).
"Why would anyone bother boting for Michael Howard the vampire? We've already got the New Labour bloodsuckers, after all".
michael howard by Stormsworder October 20, 2007

Mr. Howard 

Boy: Ugh. Mr. Howard is so creepy.
Girl: Yea I know. I saw him shaving once in his room during school- shaving cream and everything.
Boy- Yea he doesnt brush his teeth either..
OR
Mr Howard.- *Creepy stare at a boy or girl* HEY. YOU. YEA. STOP TALKING. *Stares at you for another 15 seconds.*
Mr. Howard by lahlahlollipop June 25, 2010

Leo Howard

A sexy, comedic man who is the main star of the show "Kickin' It" and has appeared on "Leo's Little Big Show". Coming from a disney background, he has starred in "Conan", "Logan", and "Shake It Up". He is currently dating a girl named Lindsey Lorraine.
Lindsey: Whoa, Leo Howard is so sexy!
Random Girl: I know right? Raise your hand if you can see him being the next Tom Cruise!
Lindsey: More like... Bruce Lee!
Random Girl: Ehh. Congratulations on your engagement to him.
Lindsey: Thanks. Can't wait to see that big monster side of him tonight ;)
Random Girl: ... (screams and runs away)

john howard 

Official Name: John Winston Howard.
Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.

Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
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Mr Howard 

Epic Dude, besides cath lipman he is our one true god.
i love and praise mr howard
Mr Howard by Moolinda September 8, 2020