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A woman who is wise above others in the art of sexual satisfaction and love. In ancient times, these women were considered to be priestesses and were given their own temples where they could teach their art to others for a large sum of money. These women were highly respected and cherished for their extensive knowledge of lovemaking/giving, and their spiritual understanding.

Later, the christian religion would have a great negative effect on these women's lives, mostly because the spiritual beliefs of these cunt-lovin' cultures were pagan (a big no-no to chiristianity). as christianity spread, people started to see sex as a sin, and the priestesses were slowly blacklisted. today, this christian idea of sex as a sin still stands, and hookers are now considered criminals.
that hooker is one strong, cunt-lovin' individual.
by panda!panda!panda! April 14, 2006
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hooker lips

When wearing lipstick, the color often wears off most quickly on the portion of the lips closest to the mouth (particularly after eating or drinking). This is called "hooker lips," as a similar effect can occur when performing oral sex on a man.
You need to put on more lipstick - you have hooker lips!
by Albert VF September 18, 2008
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Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
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hooker bitch

Hooker Bitch The Queen of Bitches! Hip ,Slick, And Cool Bitch..
Hey!Whats up my Hooker Bitch? You sleezy,slimy, butter-chipping Hooker Bitch..
by Yvonne Isles September 10, 2008
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Hookerism

the act of being a hooker; practicing acts of prostitution
Stacy continually practices hookerism.
by Samo March 14, 2005
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hooker

A CH-47 Chinook helicopter Crewmember. Known for getting everything under the sun done using the mighty cargo hook and living as good as possible when deployed because the chinnok doubles as a hotel. This special breed of army aviator is more comfortable in sandals and hawaiian shirts than combat boots and a "high and tight" and has a great respect for the mighty wind.
The hookers blew over our mexican space shuttles again, now I can't crap on a seat!
by govnah July 10, 2004
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Holler at my Balls

A slang term used in place of "call me" or "please get back to me". Used mostly by young surfer guys or urban homies.
"Yo Tyler, what's up? How long have you been back in town? Holler at my balls!" or "You haven't gotten back to me about hookin' up this weekend. Holler at my balls!"
by nitsua74 August 11, 2009
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