Muff Hawk

A muff hawk is when a person shaves his or her pubic area in the form of a mohawk.

Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.

by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009

Like a Hawk

To describe a characteristic of something by relating it to a hawk, even when the Hawk is not known to share that characteristic.

Do you think your mom heard us? Yes, she has ears like a hawk.

by Joshua Cooney November 2, 2008

poon hawk

someone who enjoys the hunt for the elusive poon

Zach Dunn is a poon hawk

by Damarcus March 20, 2005

Hawk Cry

A hawk cry is something empty-minded wifeys say when they are trying to reply to someone in an intelligent manner.

Bob: Hi, how are you?

Wifey: *Hawk Cry*

by Snuggie512 January 19, 2010

Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.

Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.

by Miriam M. March 29, 2007

Gravy Hawk

When you are receiving oral sex from another person and they unintentionally vomit on your genitalia and then continues until you finish.

Bob-" I heard you got a gravy hawk last night."
Kyle-" Yeah, it was terrible but great."
*high five*

by Fatmannasty April 30, 2014