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That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.
Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Shit it Happen

The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.
Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”

Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”
by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020
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Happens

Happens, meaning you have no answer so you give a open ended smart ass one. It works if you say it with confidence
Karin the high school teacher wants to know why you didn’t do you’re work “happens”
by Zachary J the bastard September 4, 2019
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KIRR HAPPENS

Yo we were up 15 points and then "KIRR HAPPENS"
Yo we were up 15 points and then "KIRR HAPPENS

#kirrhappens
by Rosewood15 January 7, 2024
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Sorry that happened to you

Oh! Hey! You spoke to... Um... Shit! Kaitlin's gay friend!
Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021
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Pic or it did not happen

A sentence used for when hayden says something with out proof
Hayden: Tim told me not to get bit by a werewold when hes the only one whos ever been infected he even got infected twice
Jeremiah: pic or it did not happen
by Shield599 April 21, 2023
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