French Handshake

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration

"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!

by samweis July 9, 2010

smitty handshake

The act of sticking your hand in your ass crack and shaking some ones hand...

Bruce gave Amanda a Smitty Handshake..and she loved it..

by captnhowdy January 3, 2005

Russian Handshake

The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.

Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?
Russian: No.
Dude: Yeah, me neither.

by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008

kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

by GTips July 21, 2017

Thai-handshake

A completely unorthodox, improvised and off the cuff sex act.

Andrew scored a Thai-handshake from Vivien in the bathroom at the prom after party.

by urabanodictionaro May 19, 2017

Iowa Handshake

The light touching of two bare penises by two men, usually upon meeting each other for the first time. The Iowa Handshake is believed to have originated in Bettendorf, Iowa, where men to this day often "touch tips" to convey trust. Today it is also common in the Highland Park area of St. Paul, MN, particularly North of Ford Parkway.

The only man you can trust is one that gives you an Iowa Handshake while he looks you in the eye

by NewMember September 3, 2021

Vegan Handshake

The sexual act of two vegans scissoring.

Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.

by gunick January 17, 2015