"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!
by samweis July 9, 2010
Get the French Handshakemug. by captnhowdy January 3, 2005
Get the smitty handshakemug. The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.
by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008
Get the Russian Handshakemug. by J-Jo F February 21, 2011
Get the homeless handshakemug. Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.
by gunick January 17, 2015
Get the Vegan Handshakemug. The light touching of two bare penises by two men, usually upon meeting each other for the first time. The Iowa Handshake is believed to have originated in Bettendorf, Iowa, where men to this day often "touch tips" to convey trust. Today it is also common in the Highland Park area of St. Paul, MN, particularly North of Ford Parkway.
by NewMember September 3, 2021
Get the Iowa Handshakemug. A term used by Victoria Police to "subdue" an irate Australian "native" by means of a compressed capsicum spray.
"Hit that fuckin coon in the face with the spray! Give him a Bairnsdale Handshake" Said the police man.
by YA-MUM June 12, 2013
Get the Bairnsdale Handshakemug.