Handy

A short way of saying handshake.

Use this word and no one will ever be concerned for your mental health.

You will be so cool... trust me :)

Stella: Oi! Jaimee! GIVE ME A HANDY!
*shakes hand*
Jaimee: Ooooo Stella that was a firm Handy.

by BigFatWhore6969 July 13, 2019

handy tom

a "Handy Tom" mostly refers to gay men who are known for giving handjobs (can be applied to anyone just normally applied to gay men)

"Wow have you seen that video of Rick he I such a Handy Tom!"

by bddhh January 6, 2024

Handy

A very fat leprechaun that can massage your toes with his nose and ears

Handy please eat my pineapples

by Cheez-It fingers May 10, 2018

hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.

After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.

by Cen_ored April 21, 2017

Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.

Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight

by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022

Benihana Handy

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.

Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.

by Bringer of fire April 16, 2024