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mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.
by Kag5799 March 16, 2016
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Golden Handy

A very good handjob.

It can also refer to a highly embellished handjob or one that is held in high regard by the person the person giving the handjob.
I’m telling you, she is unreal with her technique. Absolute Golden Handy!
by RobertSteele May 20, 2025
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Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal September 3, 2015
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The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.
Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!
by The wigglecock January 9, 2025
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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Handy Andy

Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.
Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.

Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018
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Hobo Handy

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums
by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017
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