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Hulk Hoagien

A towering behemoth of a dude who became that way from eating too many foot-longs.
If you enjoy frequently chowing down on massive sub-sandwiches, you should always get plenty of exercise to avoid turning into Hulk Hoagien.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
mugGet the Hulk Hoagienmug.

Hulk

do i really need to say anything
by The potato 1234567890 December 12, 2020
mugGet the Hulkmug.

Bulk Hulk

When you take a Cialis or viagra and then your wife starts creating different personalities with the same dick in porn and then makes you watch it or she breaks up with you when you try to get together when you blow her up and make her the most famous person in the world even though he doesn't watch porn and she is living some fucked up fantasy while the real guy is busy working in the day time and working out and your gut will always be hanging out in the porn.
by EddieBrock5 September 5, 2023
mugGet the Bulk Hulkmug.

The hulk

when your girlfriend is caught cheating so your repeatedly hammer fist her vagina and scream “you won’t like me when I’m angry”
She cheated so she got the hulk
by Desmond is sexy December 22, 2020
mugGet the The hulkmug.

hulk withdrawal

The physical and emotional exhaustion that comes after an extremely stressful situation. hulk rage, hulk, hulkout, rage, anger, emotion, sadness, disappointment, Marvel, superhero, Avengers
I was so angry at my brother for shoving me off my bike, I went into a rage. I was so upset that now I'm exhausted and can't do anything. Bro, that's hulk withdrawal.
by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016
mugGet the hulk withdrawalmug.

The Hulk smash

The sexual act where you pick up your partner put one fist in her ass and one in her mouth and try to make them meet while shouting HULK SMASH. additionally you could rip your pants apart and paint your balls green
I totally did The Hulk smash on that girl last night my hand were full of shit and saliva
by Generaal_Knakkie November 14, 2023
mugGet the The Hulk smashmug.

Mini hulk

Some people think you cheated if you had Mini Hulk on your side.
You guys got Mini Hulk, that's not fair to us.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
mugGet the Mini hulkmug.

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