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homo eroticus

Homo Eroticus(Homsexual Upright Man) is an extinct species of the genus Homo. Many believe its demise to be a direct result of it's homosexual tendencies. I.E., the species was extremely inefficient at reproduction.

Throughout much of the 20th century, anthropologists have debated the role of H. Eroticus in human evolution. Some claim that H. Eroticus is the first example of modern homosexuality. Other claim the species is a distant anomoly, unrelated to human (H. Sapiens) activity.

H. Eroticus remains an important hominin since it is believed to be the first to leave Africa. Scorned for its nefarious sexual acts, the H. Eroticus was forced out of its stronghold on the dark continent by more conservative Homo species.
Some Scientist claim Rosie O'Donnell to be a distant relative of Homo Eroticus
by venus as a boy October 5, 2006
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Homo fapiens

1. A term used to describe a person who spends excessive amounts of time fapping.
2. A mispronunciation of 'homo sapiens'.
Joel: What's up with Pete? He keeps disappearing into his room.
Francois: That guy's addicted to fapping... He's a real live specimen of Homo fapiens.
by Silversword June 5, 2011
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homo standard time

noun. a time system which homosexuals use. it is often half an hour to an hour latter than the standard time.

it is usual for a homo to run on HST to allow more time to drink, primp, have sex or generally slack off before going to a party or function. they also think it is fashionable to show up late, even though they know they'll show up with every other homo too.
The cocktail party for Ted and Billy's wedding was at 7:00pm, but all their gay friends were running on Homo Standard Time and showed up at 8.
by JP_002 February 1, 2007
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Homo Superior

Bruce is just a run-of-the-mill gay.
But Stanley is much better -- he's a homo superior.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Homo-Thug

Smoothvega, Homo Thug, Fraud
Smoothvega, Homo-Thug, two faced
by Smooth Vega December 9, 2008
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homo-misanthropy

The hatred of homosexuals. To be used in place of homophobia (meaning irrational fear of homosexuals), which is not always an accurate word to use to describe how some people feel about homosexuals.
A lot of college students display shameless homo-misanthropy. They should know better, but they don't.
by Mike McNulty April 13, 2005
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Homo Nilsus

Oh look a Homo Nilsus
by mackaledy October 6, 2016
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