Homework

A common form of torture practiced by schoolteachers worldwide. Many children are mentally scarred by it for the rest of their lives.

Teacher: "Did you do your homework last night?"
Me: "No, I was busy impaling myself with a bunch of hot rusty nails."
Teacher: "..."
Me: "It was actually nice compared to the torture you call homework."

by Electr1c August 10, 2019

homework

half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

homework is a waste of time it takes away your time with family and friends.

by Yeet78 May 16, 2020

Homework

Homework:

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

I hate homework!!!!!!!!

by KittyKat2750 March 25, 2016

Homework

Completely unnecessary bullshit that teachers give to students when they decide to extend their sadistic, heartless torment to after school hours.
Causes immense frustration, diminished social life, and severe lack of joy in large doses.

I would rather be dismembered than do homework.

by Atheistzilla September 29, 2014

homework

Something satan (teachers) give to students who have been in prison for 6 hours and make them do more work! BullSHIAT!

Jimmeh (Kid 1): Gad my teacher gave me SHITTEH homework...
Billeh (Kid 2): Hah, I got none
Jimmeh: You little shit

by Ass89236492138756 November 24, 2015

Homework

What you're procrastinating from doing right now.

I don't want to do my homework so I'll search random stuff on Urban Dictionary in hopes it will magically finish itself

by Silver145 November 7, 2013

Homework

Hellish,
Ominous
Mound of

Extremely
Wasteful and
Obligatory
Redundant
Krap

Person 1: I have homework.

Person 2: Good luck developing a personality and social life!

by ExtraMustard September 29, 2014