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by be rad December 24, 2007
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blow-holed

When someone comes up to hug you or give you a kiss, and they accidentally blow snot from one nostril all over your face. in doing so the sound of a whale blowing water from it's blow-hole is made.
Our daughter went to give my wife a hug and accidentally sneezed and blew snot from one nostril all over one side of my wifes face.Without thinking I said "she blow-holed you."
by #hubbs January 24, 2010
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Hose

to cheat, trick, or take advantage of.
Evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, hose, and being hosed.
by sinbabee April 22, 2009
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hose

To fuck leisurely, slowly and deeply for an :) extended period of time.
Man, they really hosed you on that job. I think were really going to take a hosin on this new contract. What does that hoser think he is doin?
by wright May 16, 2005
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horsedick

Genitalia of, around, or relating to horse.
My name...is horsedick.
by fcjsdajfashhf March 5, 2008
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Hored

When your both Hungry and Bored.
by OSAD June 11, 2016
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Garden hose

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018
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