Horrormones

Horrormones: noun

The substance produced in random bouts and in extreme quantities primarily within adolescent homo sapiens which beget unpredictable periods of grumbling, crying, door slamming, angst, moodiness; and which often correlates to the parental homosapien's decline into alcoholism and/or midlife crisis.

My daughter Khrystynah was such a happy-go-lucky child until the teenage horrormones hit. Now she's always in a foul mood and we're constantly getting into ridiculous fights about the silliest things - like 'why would you spell Christina like that?!' It's enough to drive me to drink!

by Elliegance May 30, 2021

house of horrors

A house that is the site where brutal murders usually took place.

The Cleveland Police just uncovered a brutal house of horrors.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

horhor

when you laugh your ass off so hard and almost shit

Gary: HORHOR!!!
Person 2: Holy shit dude!! I can see shit coming out!!

by Garygame July 27, 2009

Horbort

An amazingly nice handsome Hoover that spends his time loving Sally. He loves to play games and ride unicorns through the wilderness of rainbows and sunshine. Some have said that he is a gift from Zeus for all the men out there that have forgotten what it is like to be a gentleman. Anyone that ends up with a Horbort Hoover is very lucky.

"Have you met Horbort?"
"I heard Horbort is an amazing guy." - Sally Sunshine

by SallySunshine April 25, 2013

herrorist

Someone who wants to be so heroic, they force strangers into shitty situations so that they can be a hero for other people.

Ellen: Hey did you hear about Dave punching that guy at the bar last night for looking at me?

Jane: What a herrorist.
Ellen: Yeah he has assault charges now and is in jail.

Abu: Why is half our family dead because of strangers?

Mohammed: Because we were attacked by American Herrorists, brother.

by Rasputins February 28, 2015

Horrdorible

When something is simultaneously horrible and adorable.

While pointing out the country's national butterfly a baby kitten snatches it from the air. It's his first victim, how horrdorible.

by FyrySting July 5, 2017

hordoranity

the religion based on the person and teachings of Hodor, or its beliefs and practices.

Some of the most violent wars and Door stop Burnings during the last 2000+ years can be blamed on the spread of hodoranity.

Hodoranity is, in fact, a religion.

the religion based on the person and teachings of Hodor, or its beliefs and practices.

The Greatest Religion in the world is Hordoranity.

by Hodors Watcher October 31, 2017