Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.

I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Honk honk

An anti-Semetic dog whistle that started at /pol/ on 4chan. Originally intended as an innocent derivative of Pepe, it spread from a Discord server as a silly meme. Nearly one month after it was originally posted, a 4chan user uploaded it in a post that read "Why Honk Honk is the next OK sign." While this text may imply that the symbol is a fake symbol (as was the OK sign), that's the intended effect of a dog whistle.

"Honk honk" also forms the initials "HH," meaning "Heil Hitler." The numerical code "88" also achieves this affect among white supremacist circles.

While "honk honk" is described as a hate symbol here, this is still a joke. Please be wary of what else they're posting before accusing them of being anti-Semetic.

by SmartPatrolOperative May 22, 2022

honks

Stupid people

What's the deal with these honks? Don't they know anything?

by Phat Buoy April 19, 2022

Honking

Pomping yourself

Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!

by bigdickdavinci March 4, 2022

Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.

Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?

by the_honking_still_haunts_me April 6, 2021

Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021

Honk Down

to eat voraciously

Did you actually eat egg salad, or did you just honk down on six boiled eggs?

by janesayshi August 23, 2020