Finish third in a two horse race

bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.

Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.

by hallucinating_019 June 28, 2022

Horse Dick Wigger

A white man with a humongous white cock. To be qualified as a horse dick wigger you would need to have a large white dong 7+ inches.

Hannah's in the bathroom hitting off with a horse dick wigger

by Cheese34 September 13, 2016

Horse

You're best friend, the only one that understands you when no one else does. They can be the most caring animal out there, and always know how you feel.

Dude, you feelin bad? Go tell a horse about it!

by Meggiesays March 29, 2011

I own a horse

A rather unknown internet meme. One user will go on to a chat program -most commonly omegle- and tell the receiver "I own a horse." .The other person then disconnects.

Person 1: "Hello"
Person 2: "Hi"
Person 1: "I own a horse."
Person 2: -disconnect-

by Sinisterly January 4, 2011

horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

by eep.. May 13, 2005

horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."

by irakli April 19, 2004

Horse it

pl. Horsin' it, or Horsing it.

To over-do.
To rush.
To try too hard.
Quick to and end.

Don't drive so fast, you're horsin it.

I know you like her, but don't horse it, she needs space.

Look at that hyper-ass cat...horsin it man, horsin it!

Bush is horsin the war.

Don't horse the brake, I'll spill my coke.

by Turd Fergeson c/o Ninjamatlock October 16, 2008