HO De Do Ho De Do Ho De Do

The sound heard when three black guys are trying to catch an elevator.

I heard Ho De Do Ho De Do Ho De DO, and quickly hit the close button.

by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 2, 2004

ho on the low

A female whom a gentleman hangs/hooks up with frequently, but keeps a secret from all but his closest friends. Often a distraction from a long-term relationship that can't fufill said gentleman's specific needs.

Yeah, man, I'm still dating Jenny, but these days Bonnie is my ho on the low. Don't tell anyone about that shit.

by nackerAD September 20, 2005

Ho Rat

A man who seduces women to give him work, shelter and money, promises them anything he thinks they want to hear and then dumps these women when he gets a better offer.

DJ is a ho rat who uses women anyway he can.

by Monica Wilson April 15, 2006

Ho Bandit

For when 'slut' just isn't good enough!
See also Ho Banditry

"That new girl at work is a real ho bandit!"

by NickJ84 December 24, 2007

ho'ess

A ho's ass, a simple explination for someone utterly digusting. Equating someone to the vile attributes similar to the ass of a ho, though just slightly above a skank. And in some cases the same as a BAMF.

She makes me want to puke, what a ho'ess.

Teh way she looks is groos, she's a typical ho'ess.

by SL+TK November 23, 2009

ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.

My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"

by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005

ho points

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points

Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.

by alinic73 April 20, 2010