French Handshake

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration

"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!

by samweis July 9, 2010

smitty handshake

The act of sticking your hand in your ass crack and shaking some ones hand...

Bruce gave Amanda a Smitty Handshake..and she loved it..

by captnhowdy January 3, 2005

Russian Handshake

The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.

Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?
Russian: No.
Dude: Yeah, me neither.

by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008

Bairnsdale Handshake

A term used by Victoria Police to "subdue" an irate Australian "native" by means of a compressed capsicum spray.

"Hit that fuckin coon in the face with the spray! Give him a Bairnsdale Handshake" Said the police man.

by YA-MUM June 12, 2013

homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.

There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.

by J-Jo F February 21, 2011

Broman Handshake

(N.) A ritualistic action normally performed by drunken college students wherein two bros clasp the inside of one another's forearms and shout "AS ONE!" as the Romans once did.

Mike: One.

Lance: Two.

Both: Three---

AS ONE!

Mike: That was a great Broman Handshake!

*Both return to drinking*

by Helping Verb October 14, 2010

Prison Handshake

A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.

Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube

Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake

They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!

by neoshinobi September 27, 2009