Any instrument or tool used to stretch open a man's foreskin. Similar to a speculum. Usually for the purpose of smuggling drugs and other small objects. Sometimes for sexual gratification.
by Samson the Mushroom Hunter March 29, 2014
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by Logan "Mr Overtime" October 1, 2016
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What a car or truck or motorcycle is like when the shifter requires several throws to achieve the next gear, the reason being anything from a maladjusted clutch plate to a set of synchronizers that have burned out.
by Farty McCrablice March 21, 2017
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like parker’s door taped on, my natural random hair, the fact that i have crack heads coming to my door at one in the morning talking about how his girlfriend is poisoning him, and the fact that i only wear one pair of jeans every day cause i only have like two
graunchy is seeing what you have, which what would usually be seen as bad, and finding appreciation in what you have and loving every bit of it
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like parker’s door taped on, my natural random hair, the fact that i have crack heads coming to my door at one in the morning talking about how his girlfriend is poisoning him, and the fact that i only wear one pair of jeans every day cause i only have like two
graunchy is seeing what you have, which what would usually be seen as bad, and finding appreciation in what you have and loving every bit of it
natural free poor minimalistic appreciative happy bliss positive random fait vibe ghetto
“aye you look graunchy bro”
“i’m smoking cigarettes for dinner”
-“damn, that’s graunchy”
“aye man, i just got off work, you tryna graunch around?”
“bro you just ate a tortilla with just hot sauce, are you good bro? do you need groceries?”
-“bro it’s good, its a hot sauce taco, i’m just graunchin’”
“i had to open a can of chili with just a spoon because we didn’t have any food in the motel and we didn’t know where mom was”
-“it was graunchy”
“remember when we had to wash our socks by hand in the bath tub?”
-“yeah, damn that shit was graucnhy”
“my shoe has holes and no soles, it’s pretty graunchy”
“i’m smoking cigarettes for dinner”
-“damn, that’s graunchy”
“aye man, i just got off work, you tryna graunch around?”
“bro you just ate a tortilla with just hot sauce, are you good bro? do you need groceries?”
-“bro it’s good, its a hot sauce taco, i’m just graunchin’”
“i had to open a can of chili with just a spoon because we didn’t have any food in the motel and we didn’t know where mom was”
-“it was graunchy”
“remember when we had to wash our socks by hand in the bath tub?”
-“yeah, damn that shit was graucnhy”
“my shoe has holes and no soles, it’s pretty graunchy”
by lehandle?.. March 25, 2019
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by GreenMow.com March 18, 2023
Get the Gruck mug.A strange, ravaging person who has an extremely slutty and hott mom (Bee). A person of this nature aquires the following traits: eats dead animals, steals peoples gifts/christmas, has the face structure of the classic cartoon the grinch, is bipolar, and doesn't sleep. Hissing, biting, and spitting are common behaviors.
by G Tyme January 12, 2009
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"I would tap that... no man, she's grinch"
"what the fuck is up with this place, its proper grinch"
"This coffee is grinch, lets go to starbucks"
"what the fuck is up with this place, its proper grinch"
"This coffee is grinch, lets go to starbucks"
by JameZ! February 1, 2010
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