by a snazzle September 17, 2008

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
by dee munee September 26, 2006

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).
WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?
CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010

The Gooch - The general region between the anus and the genital organs.
Fruity - Added Flavour Or Taste.
A Fruity Gooch Occurs When A Person Is In A Hot Envoiroment And Begins To Sweat, Thus Making Their Gooch Moist And "Fruity"
Fruity - Added Flavour Or Taste.
A Fruity Gooch Occurs When A Person Is In A Hot Envoiroment And Begins To Sweat, Thus Making Their Gooch Moist And "Fruity"
by Woodsterix June 23, 2010

The femme-gooch is exactly what it says on the tin: the lady's perineum, the female gooch.
The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
I have been riding this horse all day, and boy does my femme gooch hurt!
When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
by - TL - December 14, 2009

A 'Gooch Snuffler' Is somebody (Man or Woman, doesn't matter which) who puts their nose to somebody else's Gooch and has a Snuffle (A bit like a pig snuffling around with its troff) which provides a nice tingling, tickley feeling.
dave said to tim "can we go bed early tonight as I could do with a nice gooch snuffling"
Tim replyed "GOD! ya such a gooch snuffler! ok but you have to snuffle me first, and dont shave off that moustache"
Tim replyed "GOD! ya such a gooch snuffler! ok but you have to snuffle me first, and dont shave off that moustache"
by John Salton May 15, 2006

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.
by ian May 13, 2005
