by a snazzle September 12, 2006
when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
by dee munee September 27, 2006
A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).
WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?
CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010
The Gooch - The general region between the anus and the genital organs.
Fruity - Added Flavour Or Taste.
A Fruity Gooch Occurs When A Person Is In A Hot Envoiroment And Begins To Sweat, Thus Making Their Gooch Moist And "Fruity"
Fruity - Added Flavour Or Taste.
A Fruity Gooch Occurs When A Person Is In A Hot Envoiroment And Begins To Sweat, Thus Making Their Gooch Moist And "Fruity"
by Woodsterix June 21, 2010
The femme-gooch is exactly what it says on the tin: the lady's perineum, the female gooch.
The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
I have been riding this horse all day, and boy does my femme gooch hurt!
When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
by - TL - December 14, 2009
A 'Gooch Snuffler' Is somebody (Man or Woman, doesn't matter which) who puts their nose to somebody else's Gooch and has a Snuffle (A bit like a pig snuffling around with its troff) which provides a nice tingling, tickley feeling.
dave said to tim "can we go bed early tonight as I could do with a nice gooch snuffling"
Tim replyed "GOD! ya such a gooch snuffler! ok but you have to snuffle me first, and dont shave off that moustache"
Tim replyed "GOD! ya such a gooch snuffler! ok but you have to snuffle me first, and dont shave off that moustache"
by John Salton May 04, 2006
When one takes part in extensive physical activity, residues of musky liquid builds up between the arse hole and the nutsack, often soaking the pubes and clegg nuts previously formed. This is then collected and fed to small south American children through a series of funnels
by UmBongo July 22, 2013