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gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.
nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.
by a snazzle September 17, 2008
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gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!
by dee munee September 26, 2006
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Gooch Cheese

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).
WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?

CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010
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Fruity Gooch

The Gooch - The general region between the anus and the genital organs.

Fruity - Added Flavour Or Taste.

A Fruity Gooch Occurs When A Person Is In A Hot Envoiroment And Begins To Sweat, Thus Making Their Gooch Moist And "Fruity"
Its Hot Isn't IT?
I Know I've Got A Bit Of A Fruity Gooch!
by Woodsterix June 23, 2010
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Femme Gooch

The femme-gooch is exactly what it says on the tin: the lady's perineum, the female gooch.

The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
I have been riding this horse all day, and boy does my femme gooch hurt!

When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
by - TL - December 14, 2009
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gooch snuffler

A 'Gooch Snuffler' Is somebody (Man or Woman, doesn't matter which) who puts their nose to somebody else's Gooch and has a Snuffle (A bit like a pig snuffling around with its troff) which provides a nice tingling, tickley feeling.
dave said to tim "can we go bed early tonight as I could do with a nice gooch snuffling"

Tim replyed "GOD! ya such a gooch snuffler! ok but you have to snuffle me first, and dont shave off that moustache"
by John Salton May 15, 2006
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Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.
Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!
by ian May 13, 2005
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