hooded goblin

an uncircumsized penis

Hey everyone look at Mathias' hooded goblin!

by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010

jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.

“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

Orange Goblin

One of many phrases to describe Donald Trump for his horrible spray tan.

Sweet Jesus!!! Trump's spray tan has him looking like an orange goblin. That or he was brought in on the U.S.S. Enterprise.

by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009

Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together

Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!

by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020