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real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy
''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''
by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017
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《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》
《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》
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20-24 Word Submission Goal

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Goals

Omg they are such goals
by The real hitta killa May 23, 2018
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Lenger goal

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud
by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022
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Goal

A goal is fuking unachievable. Dont waste ur time. Utilise it to masturbate
by Mongoosus69 November 11, 2022
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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
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