Goalies

It means that when a couple agree with the same things and like the exact same things and hate the exact same things.

Male : heyy baby i like eating spicy pasta in this rainy weather.
Female : under the warm covers and watching a boring movie.
Male: EXACTLY
Female : GOALIES ♥️💕♥️💕♥️❤️

by Daddy's demo April 2, 2020

Hockey Goalie

The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.

Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.

by DeltaMP07 February 11, 2022

Notch Goals

When you really want to have sex with someone you always wanted to so you try to make that happen.

Damn i need to smash Erica, She's Notch Goals!

by donelflow March 23, 2022

Squad Goals

When you want your entire team to have or accomplish something you find luxurious or fascinating.

Bro! Celebrity Dame got his team riding back to back in blue Lamborghini's, Squad Goals.

by CelebrityDame May 11, 2016

Goalline Blitz

American based football MMORPG. Has many 30-40 year old people who have never been laid and like to make their fantasy come "true"

God, my 30 year old virgin brother loves playing Goalline Blitz.

by Comin At You YeahHa October 1, 2009

gammon goalposts

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

by darren hanson April 27, 2004

squad goals

A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.

Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.

Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.

by raging cunt August 8, 2016