German rush

When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.

Man last week was crazy I got caught in a german rush and it was upsetting.

by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020

German Charizard

When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.

Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.

Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?

Sure!

Okay, let's do the German Charizard

by Glazzingle January 22, 2021

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

by capturethefag February 10, 2021

German it up

what German people do: they German it up.

Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird

by Goldfish God March 26, 2021

germable

When someone or something is doing something that creates germs

You are being germable

by Ejc09123 June 5, 2021

Germanisexual

When you're sexually attracted towards and feel a strong romantic connection with Germans specifically. This may include all Germans, German women, German men, Germans who identify as non-binary or any combination of those. While these people are still commonly shunned by society, germanisexuals are working to further their acceptance both into the LGBTQ+ and society as a whole.

Oh you're germanisexual? That's great, I'm happy for you.

by Michealo August 21, 2021

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022