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Got Jokes

This is a term that someone, in a sentence, uses typically to express his Disillusionment, Dismay, Disenchantment, Disapproval, or Disappointment, regarding another person's using A Turn of Humour at the detriment & expense (Maliciously or Innocuously) of another person/entity -- usually, the one who felt compelled to invoke "Got Jokes" is the one who had been Punk'd by That Uttered Joke; though, there are some times when the person who is using "Got Jokes" may be invoking It, as a matter of Defense, on behalf of another person/entity who was the actual recipient of this errant Turn of Humour.
Example 1---

person 1: "Aww, man... ...I _need_ to go on ahead and just get this AIDS Test done, for R'il/for R'il! I'm damn near out my fuckin' mind, worryin' about whether I got It, or not!"

person 2: "Aw, yeah, man.. ..I recommend you get Dat Shit as soon as possible."

person 1: "I know/I know.. ..I mean, I don't wanna be like *your* Skankin' Ass, 'n' shit!"

person 2: "Oh yeah? I see. so, You **Got Jokes,** huh?"

person 1: "yeah I do, muh|fucker -- yeah, I do. you know i still love You, though, Dawg."

person 2: "hm. do you love me like the way you loved that Chimpanzee, earlier last week?"

person 1: ". . . . ."

person 2: ":-). you see, I **Got Jokes,** too."

person 1: "yeah; and, in a few more moments, you're gonna **Got My Foot** in your arse, as well!"

person 2: "l.o.l."

Example 2---

***Rock|Rock*** (8:28:58 p.m.): oh for Fuck's Sakes: i swear, the next time i hear George Dubya say "nook-kee-lur," i'ma send the sum|bitch a **Hooked On Phonics** Tape! my fucking god, man..

SoooOnPoint (8:30:07 p.m.): Yeah. Seriously. I personally am not able to surmise just how it was that a person of such apparent limited-intellectual capacity was able to land such a high-power job, as The Presidency, in the first place. He, himself, must have been giving some blowjobs, under desks, or something.

SnVnPnC (8:30:17 p.m.): lolz

Repub4Lif (8:31:22 p.m.): so u mother fucken libbies got jokes bout out prezidant or sumthin huh//?

well youall can go suck a fat1 an dye you freeedom hating bastards!11!!!1!

***Rock|Rock*** (8:32:45 p.m.): aww.. ..isn't It cute? a Red|Neck Bum|Fuck attempting to communicate with us as if he were A Human.

let us observe this Mystical Creature -- he may try "communicating" one more time.

.....

Repub4Lif (8:34:01 p.m.): FCUK U SCUM SUCKNG COMMEE!!1!1!!!

SoooOnPoint (8:35:58 p.m.): :-). Yes, of course. Using the profane as a point of refuge, when this animal has no actual intelligent manner of disputing what it is we are saying. Somehow, I am not surprised by this, at all.

***Repub4Lif has exited the room***

SnVnPnC (8:36:10 p.m.): thank god!!
mugGet the Got Jokesmug.

ain't got no

used by very lazy people who don't feel like saying, "don't have any". It's a double negitive that probably derived from the rednecks.
A: I don't have any money.
B: I ain't got no dough neither!
A: Oooookaaay.
by My Face July 10, 2004
mugGet the ain't got nomug.

got bitched

To get shown up, usually in the form of a beat down, especially if brought on by one's own running of the mouth
After starting the fight, Santana Moss totally got bitched by Corey Webster in the week 1 Giants-Redskins game.
by Sinorice Moss October 7, 2009
mugGet the got bitchedmug.

got 'im

Dude, why are you so irish? Asshole.
Got 'im.
by Doug March 12, 2004
mugGet the got 'immug.

got next

This is very common term used amongst the homies during any type of one-on-on competition such as Pool and Video Games.
T-Bone: "Damn dawgs...whatcha'll playin"
Drey: "Madden 2003 Fool"
T-Bone: "aaight...I got next"
by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003
mugGet the got nextmug.

got it good

U got evrything including hoes and money.
by mre521 January 14, 2009
mugGet the got it goodmug.

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