Boon Goons

A group of young men from Brunswick Georgia. They roll in a pack somewhat like a gang. The Boon Goons are young bucks looking for trouble. They are very organized with individual people to carry out daily routines. Such as a do-work driver (Van Brad), computer specialist (Colbocon), and even a party planner (Gavnasty).

The Boon Goons are force that will carry on for many days.

Current President/CEO-Boon Goon Armani

I was waiting with a crowd of people to see the fight go down and everybody was all riled up.... and then the Boon Goons pulled up in the P-Mag and all was silent.

by Kevin Gough April 18, 2010

ghetto goon

a boy who has nothing better to do than post up on a wall and holla at girls cuz he thinks he's the shiznit

Dang, the ghetto goons kepep cumin back even after we diss them

by ViciousMiss November 6, 2003

Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

Goon Justice

Noun. The act of spamming a message board to the point of rendering it useless in a very short period of time. This definition is only applicable when those involved are SA goons and there are more than two of them working on the same forum at the same time. Goon Justice is a group activity.

Lusus has a message board? I think it's time for some goon justice!

by theshill August 27, 2006

Goon Status

The highest level of greatness and pure, natural talent. Most people with Goon Status are either really funny or really sexy, or just a combination of both. There is no other level like this except Champion Status.

Man 1: "Yo man, did you see that girl?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, why? What happened?"
Man 1: "I tapped that ass last night and now she always wants The D."
Man 2: "Man, you finally reached Goon Status!!!!"

by Greenstone June 15, 2009

magic goon

Cheap wine mixed with soft drink, cordial or possibly juice.

The cheap wine waz too disgusting to get pissed from, so I added some lemonade and had me sum magic goon.

by Diego September 30, 2003

goon gargling

The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.

' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'

by goongargler2000 October 19, 2016