When a somebody sucks the living hell outta your dick/gives you some good ass head, and they leave the nut dripping all down your dick.
Ray J: Bruh, Kim left me with a glazed meat stick last night dawg!
Person 2: No way! That girl is crazy. Sucks for you.
Ray J: For real though man.
Person 2: No way! That girl is crazy. Sucks for you.
Ray J: For real though man.
by Krx.ed April 24, 2017
The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.
I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.
by Read and Write January 27, 2020
verb
1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place
1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place
1. You probably want to glaze your living room once you've painted it.
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."
by l-sizzzzle June 19, 2008
while receiving oral sex from your partner, pull out just before ejaculation, blow on her face then punch her in the nose causing her to bleed
by super wedo December 19, 2008
When you ejaculate on a person's belly, spread it out then put them out to dry. come back when its able to be pealed off then proceed to feed it to your partner
by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat March 01, 2009
when performing anal sex with partner right before ejaculation you pull out and hold cum in by squeezing the shaft. you then proceed to wipe your poop covered penis in a circular swirl motion on your partners back or ass and then glaze the swirl with your cum hence making a freshly glazed cinnamon roll.
by big poppa burge October 17, 2010
by Bigdckrandy23 May 08, 2023