Freshman Slayer

An upper classman who takes the liberty of manipulating as many freshman as they can to become widely known on Facebook.

"Damn, heard he's a freshman slayer......" "Like his Facebook status bro."

by batking27 May 24, 2012

Redneck Air Freshener

When a male farts in a vagina and then has sex with the vagina, then the vagina queefs and the male smells queef/fart combination.

Jared: Yo mike did you smell that redneck air freshener?
Mike: yeah dude! That was so raunchy!

by Fredrick6994 September 15, 2010

air freshener

Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.

Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...

by You know who I am. *wink wink* July 19, 2007

digitally freshen up

A term one can use to excuse oneself from the face-time company of another for reasons of a burning desire to check your e-mail. You won't be comfortable in your conversation unless you check on your inbox for any immediately important messages that need attention. By "digitally freshening up", you have eased the unnatural frequent urge of wanting to peek at your iPhone in your important business meeting.

Before an all day business meeting begins, one person to another: "excuse me while I digitally freshen up, I'll be right back".

by Anja Manzanares February 26, 2011

freshmeat

a newbie freshman who has no friends in higher ranks and is free for all to call his or her bitch. They have no opinion and do not really matter.

*first day of school*

Renee- *scoffs* Gods look at all the stupid freshmen. *snaps her fingers* FRESHMEAT Get me a soda now!

Freshmeat- but...I don't have any mon..

Renee- *slaps* Did I ask your opinion? No! Now get me my fucking soda

Freshmeat- yes ma'am

by Renai August 28, 2007

freshman fuck up

when freshman are a total joke and fuck up all the time especially when they have stupid boring parties and the first time they have the opportunity to have a fun one they screw it up by telling their mommies. #ffu problems!!!!

Teenage girl: Mom! theres a party and I hear there's going to be alcohol!!!!
Teenage girl's mom: KK BRB texting everyones moms!
#freshman fuck up

by fkjkfjadsklfj October 3, 2012

high school freshman parties

Absolute shit no matter what

Hey'd you hear about 'high school freshman parties'? "You mean the worst party thrown in highschool?" Yeah those.

by Bigdickgrandpa1269 April 12, 2017