The Florida LongHead

The Florida longhead........, is it a bird? is it a fish? no it is a rare native floridan you can easily identify them by there extremely long heads trailor park, back woods, hicks. Very similar in looks and intellegent too bevis & butthead. all states have there own species of longheads, but they are most prominted Florida.

I was at walmart and I seen The Florida LongHead, his head was extremely long I couldn't stop observing the critter in his natural habitat.

by floridalongheadhunter239 March 27, 2011

licking florida

When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.

Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.

by Thotbread February 13, 2017

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

cocoa florida

Cocoa Florida is a place where a bunch of ratchet ass people live. Including myself. The girls are hoes and so are they mammas and NAS! Periodt.

Dontravion-Aye where u from ma?
Shaquishalisa-Cocoa Florida
Dontravion-Oh hell naw shawty Ik u a hoe

by TheGhettoGirl December 22, 2018

Double Florida Panhandle

Combining the act of 69 with anal fingering of both parties involved.

Yo Jenny did we just invent a new sex act? This isn’t already on urban dictionary... yup, it kind of looks like a Double Florida Panhandle from this perspective.

by Florida mananal August 8, 2020

Florida Air Academy

A private, college preparatory boarding schools for men and women in grades 6-12. Located in Melbourne, Florida it is in close proximity to the Atlantic Ocean.

florida air academy

by AlumnusofFAA July 14, 2009

florida

tourism & retirement bby. if you go down to orlando, you're either in a theme park or the gettoh. which, coincidentally, can be found within about 45 minutes from anywhere else. most southern are beach towns & it basically becomes cuba. the keys are pretty much orlando via small islands. yes, there are alligators. no, we don't walk to disney every day. the temperature ranges from hot to hotter, although it actually can snow in SOME places very rarely. up in whatever the hell that little place is that isn't america's penis, well. if you live there, you probably can't afford a computer. or you just can't read, so i don't even have to explain. along the mid-coast is actually pretty normal, although were lucky, as we can go to the beach ANNNYYYYYtime. which, yeah, everyone does. all the houses are fucking spanish-style, which drives anyone north of the carolina's insane ("this looks like a mexican resteraunt...") and every single thing has palm trees and pastel colors on it. 3/4 people are probably elders. most people are pretty tan all the time. or sunburned. whatever. nobody likes the cops here. or the "endangered" birds, which convientiently land in front of the car when you're running late, and only then, while hitting them is illegal. ("they don't seem too fucking endangered, they never leave!") education is sitting in a non-air conditioned classroom with a teacher that hates you as much as you hate them. everyone honestly thinks orlando is the capitol. there are way too many people "passionate" about the gators. the daytona 500 isn't really a big deal. drugs are crazy, as well as "gettoh" kids that think living outside of a gated community is hardcore. ("welcome to the gunshine state muthurrr.") shut up and drink you're orange juice, YOU'RE IN FLORIDA!

no, paintings of pelicans are not the "shiznatt" down in florida.

by katharine? March 15, 2008