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heat lightning

Lightning that flashes during a summer thunderstorm but doen't produce a thunderclap. Thia event usually occurs during the summer monsoon season when the outside temperture is so warm {90-110 degrees F that it doesn't produce the cool air that is needed to produce thunder.
A monsoon overlaped into the Southern Californis basin & produce a series of heat lightning strikes.
by BruinKiller3469 March 27, 2009
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Jersey lightning

applejack, a brandy made by distilling hard apple cider (from the fact that the distilleries that produce it are in New Jersey)
a shot of Jersey lightning, let alone plain old brandy, is enough to make me sick.
by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2010
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ultimate fighting

a common misconception for the sport of mixed martial arts as the front runner is the ultimate fighting championchips this term came about when the ultimate fighter series aired causing many people who dont know about the sport to call the sport as a whole ultimate fighting when its really mixed martial arts. this is an easy way to tell who knows about the sport and who is a "tuf noob" a common way to tell is someone who wears tapout from hottopic and refers to fighters by their nicknames and calls them ultimate fighters
jim-dude did you see the ultimate fighting last night iceman lidell got knocked out by rampage jackson it was sick
tyler-wow your idiot its called mixed martial arts and chuck leaves his hands around his waist
jim-are you sure i think its called ultimate fighting
tyler- wow you really are a tuf noob
by tyler a July 27, 2008
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White Lightning

It where you are having intercourse with your girl friend or whom ever, in the missionary position. And when you are about to CUM you pull out and cum on your hand then slap the person you are having sex with on the forehead. But you must say something outlandish once this is performed.
Ha damn bitch you have been struck by the mighty ZEUS HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THATS THE WHITE LIGHTNING
by Versaceking April 20, 2009
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fighting

Ben Williams was fighting Billy Glowacki, and got his ass kicked for talkin shit
by Billy Glowacki November 23, 2003
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P-38 Lightning

The most gangster fighter aircraft of World War 2. Made by Lockheed, it saw a vairety of use. It may have been lacking in firepower, but it's speed, firepower, and versatility make it one of the greatest planes of the war.
I don't need a P-47, P-52, or a F-4U. Just give me a P-38 Lightning and I'll be happy
by PineappleDude January 15, 2006
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Jewish Lightning

Intentional arson to one's own business or home in hopes of receiving insurance money for the damage. Usually done to a home or business that you are having no success selling and are just really desperate to retrieve home equity from. The practice can be prosecuted under numerous felonies, but rarely is, because it's very hard to prove you intentionally set fire to a building. Often times, some idiots pour gasoline all over their building in hopes of it burning faster, but that's the most common way people get caught for it. As soon as the cops and the fire department smell gasoline and see it everywhere, you're getting arrested for arson and attempted insurance fraud, and you won't get a penny from insurance.

The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
Bob's convenience store went out of business, and then coincidentally burned down after he failed to sell it. He got a million dollars of insurance money.

Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 15, 2021
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