fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.
by shaddarknight June 22, 2011
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Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed
Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 04, 2021
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Fecal Frenzy

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"
by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 07, 2024
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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.
Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!
by FecalFun12345 October 02, 2015
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fecal vortex

The merging of three or more shit storms form a fecal vortex.
This country is in a real fecal vortex politically.
by WordFinder1 June 24, 2022
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fecal orgasm

When you have anal sex and reach satisfaction.
Damn bro I had the BEST fecal orgasm last night.
by Jaysfatbadonker November 29, 2021
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