The False Shake

When you think you've finished peeing and you go to shake and then an extra burst of pee comes out.

"What took you so long"

"Sorry man I had to clean the floor I had 'The False Shake'"

by Rightwingliberal November 21, 2021

False Gray

When a gray hair magically reverts back to its original color. Most commonly used by people in denial.

I thought I found one but it turned out to be a false gray.

by …………… August 5, 2021

false

big strong sexy man

"wow i sure to want to sex false" -women

by falsely August 18, 2021

False call

An announcement given about something that fails to happen.

She thought she was on her period but it was a false call.

by Aznative August 19, 2021

false call

An announcement given about something that fails to happen.

She thought she was on her period but it was a false call.

by Aznative August 19, 2021

False Gay

When a male dates a transgender female, he is known to the public as gay, yet what he is hittin' has a coochie. this makes him straight.

"I've been dating this guy for 8 weeks now, I guess I'm pretty gay!"
"Nah you false gay because the dude you lovin' on has a vagina!"

by BLACK_AS_BLACK_CAN_BE August 21, 2021

false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012