Facebook

An addicting site directed for teens to waste their lives.

- Every few minutes you have to check facebook just in case you got a notification
- You have no life and are hooked on an alternate reality.

by 101pinky October 8, 2011

Facebook

The modern, digital home of the chain letter.

Don't waste time on snail mail or money on postage stamps when you can post your pointless chain letter directly to Facebook and reach millions of people in a matter of minutes.

by Enscoosne January 16, 2013

Facebook

1. An excuse to stalk people

2. A public diary where people feel the need to post everything going on in their lives

3. Popularity contest for teens and even some adults

4. Virtual wonderland for pediphiles (regardless of them having creepy pictures, and no information available, are still finna get added)

Billy: Hey, wanna go and do something productive?

Dirk: Nahh. I'm finna post a status on Facebook about how I just finished tying my shoes, and wait to see how many people liked it.

by racecar34567896 October 28, 2011

facebook

To ejaculate on someone

O dam, if you don't shut up, I will facebook in your eye.

by Shane Doucette May 13, 2005

Facebook

(verb): internet stalking. A way of stalking people (your ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, and any other potential hook ups he may have). Also said when meeting new people as a way of communicating in the future because getting a phone number is too time consuming and you just want to stalk them briefly. Used when a phone call will never be made.

"I'm gonna facebook the shit outta you"
"Did you get that guy's number?" "No I just facebooked him"
"Hey! Facebook me!"

by workluvswork February 8, 2010

Facebook

An action of bringing a book to your face, or vice versa

person:....facebook

by Randomness enabled May 8, 2009

Facebookism

Facebookism: ~when a person lives in a world revolving around themselves. Applying all Facebook posts good or bad to themselves.

She lives in a world of Facebookism.

by Splendor April 11, 2009