Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

Urethra Franklin

Idek. Sounds like it'd be a terrible name though.

1: Hey, did you talk to Urethra Franklin about the car?
2. Did I talk to FUCKING WHO???

by FemboyFur777 August 26, 2025

James Franklin

The coach for penn state, which cannot win a big game

James Franklin is terrible he needs to be fired

by Shutupcoco October 4, 2025

Muddy Franklin

When two or more people go down to their parents’ room in the middle of the night and slap their father’s rear, before running back to their room before their father wakes up. Whoever loses gets pooed on.

“Wanna play Muddy Franklin tonight.”

by OJ’sglove32 October 26, 2025

Jose Franklin Moran

Jose Franklin Moran likes little girls be warned.

Oh.. there’s Jose Franklin Moran tickling little boys again!

by Mama Ava❤️ December 19, 2025

Friendly Franklin

A quantity of currency in USD totaling one-hundred-dollars. Usually referenced in the context of a bet between friends.

Alright, pal...what's say we wager a friendly Franklin that the Patriots will win more games than the Steelers this year?

by Uncle Ricotta December 26, 2025

Big Franklin

An oversized "Hot Dog" consisting of a large 5 pound slab of bologna and a large, solid loaf of bread as a "bun", with typical hot dog condiments.

Yes I'd like a Big Franklin, extra ketchup, no relish.

by CaptainCankles22 January 5, 2026