Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that

dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)

by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021

FILTR

Father I'd Like to Ride.
Male equivalent of MILF.

Female 1: Sarah's father is a FILTR.
Female 2: Back off b#### that's my ride.

by Smooth Operator! July 23, 2016

Brain filters

Brain filters are what filter what you see and how you see it. They help you understand and recognize everything you see. If your brain filters are "clogged", you will begin to misunderstand things and mistake them for something else. If this happens to you, you need to change your brain filters. You can prevent damage to your brain filters by getting plenty of sleep.

I saw the letter w as zero today. My brain filters must need changing.

by Aricia Azure February 6, 2010

took the fifth

To "take the 5th" or "plead the 5th" means to claim protection under the fifth amendment to the U.S. Constitution. This amendment says in part that no one "shall be compelled, in any criminal case, to be a witness against himself." If a person believes that his testimony might tend to provide incriminating evidence against himself, he can invoke the fifth amendment and he will not be required to answer.

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
Interviewee: They accused me of stealing four computers
Interviewer: Did they make you confess?
Interviewee: I took the fifth

by dr_binks November 29, 2005

Fifth Harmony

A girl group consisting of 5 members, formed July 2012 on The X Factor USA after being rejected as solo acts. Originally LYLAS and 1432, the girls Dinah Jane, Camila Cabello, Lauren Jauregui, Normani Kordei and Ally Brooke decided to have a fan rename them, and that name turned out to be Fifth Harmony. They are feminists believing in equality of the sexes, constantly reminding their mostly female following of how great of people they are. They are truly the most genuine celebrities, taking influence from Beyoncé, Lana Del Rey, Ed Sheeran, Justin Timberlake and Demi Lovato. The five beauties have come so far and still have a long way to go :')

"Have you heard of Fifth Harmony's new single BO$$?"
"Yeah, that song kicks ass. It's a new feminist anthem!"

by queenavocado July 19, 2014

Filthy Folletta

A Sexual Move in which a piece of Bacon is put inside of a fat hairy chicks ass and either eaten out before or after anal sex.

I was so drunk I gave that huge bitch a filthy folletta.

by JesseQ January 22, 2008

filthy cuban

This occurs when you take a nasty shit and have to wipe excessively. Small pieces of shit paper get lodged in your ass hair and these become rolled up like a cuban cigar and are generally a nice yellowish brown color; thus a filthy cuban!

Man, I have a horible case of monkey butt; I have a couple of filthy cubans lodged in my ass.

by jakesony December 29, 2007