Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
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