Parents' Evening

A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.

Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.

They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.

Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.

5 hours into a normal Parents' Evening

Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.

Parent: Hi

Teacher: You must be here to talk about...

Parent: Yeah

4 minutes later

Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...

Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks

Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.

by teeecher May 3, 2011

Even

Scandinavian name

A person with a great personality and a big... heart.

He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.

His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.

"Even told me a soooo bad joke that its good, i can't stop dying of laughter inside."

*Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..."

by Dank_ooF December 30, 2018

Lady of the evening

Old-fashioned slang for a hooker/prostitute. These days, it's most commonly heard in repeats of old 1970s "Match Game" episodes.

Host: "You know a party is really wild when each room has a BLANK"
Contestant: "A lady of the evening"

by Retro Saiyan September 24, 2010

i literally can't even

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing

Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat

by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015

I don't even curr

An expression used to convey the extent that one does not care about something in a ghetto-like manner, while still remaining white.

Example:
Yvonne: "Hey Erin, you should fake bake sometime. You're so white you're almost transparent."
Erin: "I don't even curr. Tan people can kiss my arse."

by ultimategwazster92 April 20, 2009

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by LittleWhole May 26, 2021