ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it
love u sexy bitch
love u sexy bitch
girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
by mckennaande April 21, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 
An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox
by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. "Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."
by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. The type of kid to get a haircut with the worst fade and a dent in his head from a headset. Also will do anything anybody says. He is a total tryhard in any video game and he and abuses hollister
by Sex god 10101010101 nice March 1, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a man with a very small penis.
by Ha ha u just got pranked January 19, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.