Ethan

Pimp with a gigantic cock.

"Damn I want to ride Ethan''s gigantic fucking dick."

by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

Meme

Ethan=meme

by Cunt_slayer1400 April 12, 2019

Ethan

Either can be a rich snob or a psychotic retard

Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700

Person: Ethan calm down

Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*

by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019

Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018