England vs America

If you are an American reading this - England is better no cap your kids get shot in school
You have to call the path on the side of the road a sidewalk just in case you forget to walk on the side you dumb sh*ts
You call football, soccer, and rugby, football! wtf?!
You say that we say words weirdly, but we created the language, you just messed it up.

"American English is better than British English"
"Dude NO it's not British English it's ENGLISH dumb twats"
England vs America ... England wins

by KyleGOTCHA June 18, 2020

new england chilli dog

When during gay intercourse, a man takes a dump on the other mans discostick

That man just gave that other man a New England Chilli Dog

by Bullit123 January 11, 2014

Queen of England

to thrust a woman's belly button so forcefully that it breaks the skin, causing it to bleed onto the penis, thus creating a "royal robe". Then, shit on the woman's hair, creating a crown fit for the Queen. And finally, in victory, one must raise his hands over his head in salute to Big Ben.

"Dude, she wanted a fuckin' Queen of England, and I was like 'fuck no, bitch!'"

by Allowishes McGillicutty August 18, 2007

England vs America

Hey, you guys were the one who came along and fucked up our language, get ur own. Its football not soccer coz in case u havent already realised, you use your feet, i dont want to start on the whole crips, chips, french fries thing but get this into ur heads, WE ARE RIGHT. Hollywood has totally messsed u up with endless reality shows and movies about troubled teens or a group of kids who work together to save the world. Ive seen 70 versions of those films, try something new. Dont even get me started on weight coz half of you are ompalompas and half of you are anorexic twigs. Shakespeare and charles dickens were english and some of the best writters of all time. But ill give u some credit for james patterson

England vs America =england

by London Baby December 27, 2011

North England

Includes wankers from places such as Manchester, Liverpool, and Newcastle.

Think they are solid but would get the fuck kicked out of them by the skinheads on the roadside if they even set foot in London. Let alone East London

Go the pub,
drink ten pints,
get completely plastered.
Come back home,
beat the wife,
you dirty northern bastard

North England is a fuckin fanny area, West Ham is gonna knock the fuck out of Liverpool this weekend

by OiOiBoy July 3, 2006

New England Cum Chowder

When two or more freinds Pump the Python into a freinds Clam Chowder or Cum Chowder. This Technique works best in Rhode Island Clam Chowder, where the broth is clearer and less chunky. Not telling your buddy, you watch trying not to make a peep. As he takes a gulp try not to laugh or it will ruin the trick in its Enterity.

Watch watched hysterically as Ryan gulped the Cum Chowder.

by bv dell June 12, 2005

lynndie england

A female nasty girl that is only a PFC but is more famous than any current or former four star general (except Colin Powell) simply because the media in an effort to gain ratings made her that way.

It's not a matter of whether or not what she did is wrong, now it's a excuse for Iraqi insurgents and al Qaeda to kill more Americans. This is after the incident with them hanging four civilian contractor's mutilated bodies was mostly ignored and lasted about a day in the news while new developments in the prison abuse is always the top story.

by anonymous August 18, 2004