egyptian sandgoggles

When a man covers a women's eyes with their testicles and farts in their mouth... A way of courting.

Man: "She loved the Egyptian sandgoggles I gave her so much, she couldn't even speak"

by Poshizz September 5, 2015

egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015

Egyptian Doggie Style

Like doggie style only you use the nearest sheet or pillow case to cover your partner's head so you don't have to look at them.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night and realized I was a little more drunk than I thought, because when I started to sober up I had to do her Egyptian doggie style and throw the sheet over her head.

by Nashvegas_Chef July 14, 2016

Egyptian sunburn

when you fry a pan without anything on it and then smack it on someones ass.

he was so rude to me that I decided to pay back, so i gave him an egyptian sunburn.

by ivar123 March 3, 2017

Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017

Egyptian sunburn

When you fry a pan and the slap it on someone's ass

Max: hey Ivar, do you know what an Egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.

Ivar: Nice!

by ivar123 July 11, 2017

Egyptian Sunburn

when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass, originally created in egypt

Max:hey Ivar, do u know what an egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max.
Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass
Ivar: Nice.

by ivar123 July 28, 2017