pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.

When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.

by scodder May 3, 2010

ejagulation

ejagulation is the same thing as masterbation. to jack off. to jerk off.

masterbation

ejagulation- dude im gonna go ejagulate in the bathroom ok? im gonna need some lotion, a drill, and some pepper and if u have a screwdriver that would be great!!

by oigy June 1, 2010

Premature Evacuation

Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.

Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.

by Diodeus January 9, 2013

ejectulation

A premature mechanical ejection due to over excitement.

I had ejectulation and fired the missile early.

by AJ Quick June 2, 2009

Ejaculational

It's Educational but not really. It's just cum.

"The way my teacher talk to me was not Eductional, but ejaculational."

by Lil Sticki November 20, 2020

Ejaculational

It's Educational but not really. It's just cum.

"The way my teacher talk to me was not Educational, but ejaculational."

by Lil Sticki November 20, 2020

ejaculationbot69

thing that you shove your penis up and it strokes it for you!

big boy 69: i love using my ejaculationbot69, it helps me do unspeakable stuff

by feetlicka69 October 6, 2025