Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.
This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019
by Richard_47 May 02, 2020
A fuckboi who trys to stick his milameter Peter in to every girl he sees. a fat ugly fuck who can't spell. Thinks he is a light skin nigga. Beats his meat daily and never had any good pussy. (I am Dylan so I know this is true)
by Xgscumpthemkids October 01, 2017
He isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and typically doesnt know when to leave. He is always butting into events and likes to cuddle other boys. He only dates women with children and lives to weld.
by Goodoleboi December 21, 2016
Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 16, 2016
a girl who thinks she's better than anyone else on the entire Universe a.k.a HUGE EGO. And does anything to fit in. Also,a two-faced bitch. Apparently,a Dylan "goes harddd".
by igohardddddd October 06, 2009
Dylan this very cool short kid also a friend with a king.
He likes to dougie with his very kool friends .
He likes to dougie with his very kool friends .
Dylan is the dougie master
by gocknocock May 19, 2011