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The only dude with a vagina and a super long neck. Usually they like to suck on there vagina with there super long neck. But he also has a cock in his ass (that of course he sucks as well).
That retard over there is such a dylan.
Dylan by OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG November 11, 2011
Dylan is attracted to men. (Gay)

he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
Person 1: hey have you seen Dylan??

Person 2: hes with his boyfriend....
Dylan by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011
A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see stalker.
Oh god, Dylan is looking at us.
Dylan by The_One-Who_Knows January 9, 2010
a guy who has a girlfriend and then flirts with you. you've had a crush on him for almost 6 years and he flirts with you . you are sooooooo happy. you tell your best friend and shes ecstatic for you. he also says hes gonna ask you out next year once he breaks up with his girlfriend. days later your friend tells you he was just playing you. its been like 5 months you still have a crush on dylan. basically dylan is a guy you cant get over and he drives you crazy.
girl: he broke my heart!!!
other: oooo sounds like a dylan
Someone who is very confusing and misunderstood a lot of times to be an asshole. But once you get to know him, he's really cool! But you still probably won't understand him.
Person 1: I have a hunch that Dylan is a ninja. Person 2: I think he's a CIA Agent. Person 3: What? Be realistic, man. I think he's Charlie Brown.
Dylan by Flamingolegs August 16, 2011
A smart-ass who is ugly but is also good with the ladies.
That dylan... he's stealing all my girls and grades.
Dylan by koihthgfg May 14, 2008