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teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.
Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome
by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009
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backseat driver

A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.
Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.
by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007
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jersey driver

New jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose...some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. They lack patience and at times courtesy.
When your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, assume its a "jersey driver".

Someone cuts you off...."Jersey driver".
by jerseygirl123 August 15, 2011
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paki driver

the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.

They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.

Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.
by great success April 4, 2006
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Diversity

1) An old, old wooden ship, used in the Civil War era.

2) Variety, having many different forms of gender or ethnicity.
In addition, a lot of you have probably heard of the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the News team.
by Macier Q. Ross September 14, 2009
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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
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Diversity

It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.
Let's destroy our traditions to appease the minorities, it's morally correct.
by Loki June 10, 2003
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