TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.
Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!
Guy2: But you had the red light.
Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!
Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.
Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.
Guy 1: TDS?
Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome
Guy2: But you had the red light.
Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!
Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.
Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.
Guy 1: TDS?
Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome
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New jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose...some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. They lack patience and at times courtesy.
When your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, assume its a "jersey driver".
Someone cuts you off...."Jersey driver".
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They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.
Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.
Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
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