You don’t know jill about jack

You don’t know anything about anything, or jack shit. It means you’re so out of the loop, you don’t even know Jill, let alone Jack. Like are they siblings? Dating? What’s the situation? You don’t know. That’s how lost you are.

He was tryna act like he knew what went down last night… boy, you don’t know Jill about Jack.

by bigallittlew July 25, 2025

Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024

People who’s opinions don’t matter

libby; gay people

people who’s opinions don’t matter is libby

by very real person December 21, 2022

Don’t Dick December

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.

“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December”

by braceface69 November 18, 2022

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

I don’t mind ya

I don’t mind you, as I don’t like you as a crush at the moment but I would date you, your pretty cute.

Her : Hey, what do you think of me?

Him : Well I don’t mind ya..

by Lahvnigger March 1, 2019

Don’t Be A Lopez

Define: /dōnt bē ā López/ (N.) A person that was previously held in such high regards when participating in a specific activity or challenge with a group of tight-knit peers that their ego was inflated to a point just shy of developing its own gravitational pull. Over time this results in a lack of care and effort when participating in said activities or challenges which leads to their imminent downfall from the podium within the tight-knit group of peers without their own realization that their low quality contributions are now being mocked or not taken as serious as once was.

That meme is old dude. Don’t be a Lopez.

by Qwest September 29, 2023