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diamond sombrero 

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.
Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

diamond commercial 

adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be sexy/sophisticated/sleek.
Hey did you check out new vid far Circus yet?

I did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.
diamond commercial by Donnie Gray December 17, 2008

Diamond Snuggler 

Someone who creates the pretense of intimacy for the sake of being purchased things without it directly being prostitution. A gold digger.
She strung him along until he had bought her enough jewelery then was gone without a word; a total diamond snuggler.
Diamond Snuggler by Hqrsie October 29, 2010

Diamond Liz 

The alter-ego that comes out when a person is drunk.
Diamond Liz by BigMog April 1, 2011

Diamond-studded cactus 

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

diamond luckie

Diamond luckie a drunk self centerd thunder clapping thot from harlem that drinks too much
Look its a diamond luckie man hes drunk