deja vu

When your retarded friend thinks coup de grace is deja vu

"I just got a crazy sense of deja vu"
"That's not what deja vu means you idiot. You're thinking of coup de grace."

by Penisfartbreath July 23, 2023

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Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

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Deja-Poo

The feeling you get when you've heard that shit before

What Simon Cowell says every year on XFactor = Deja-Poo

by Eos September 22, 2012

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Deja Boozing

when you go to look at the wall of the liquor store to remember the drink you can't remember because you had such a good time drinking it

Hello good sir (to liquor store clerk/sommelier) I’m just Deja Boozing trying to find what I had such a good time drinking last weekend.

by Lacapa April 25, 2020

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deja vu

The meta-phenomenon of an object seen a second time as an object completely separate from the first object.

Deja vu is a phenomenon of the memory-space problem in which an object seen the second time is not the object seen originally although the appearances (spaces) of the two objects are by imperative self-similar.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 2, 2019

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