A Danny. I have no clue where to start with a Danny. A Danny has the LONGEST eyelashes you have EVER seen and the BLUEST eyes you can get lost in, he has also has a tiny bit of freckles on his nose. He is charming, funny, attractive, cute however he is a dry texter 😒. But other than that Danny is great. He may have a short temper when someone comments on his hair and has some of the worst comebacks, but is an amazingly funny person. A Danny is either tall or short (most of the time short) and has a ton of tall friends. He has multiple people liking him at the same time and is overprotective with someone he likes. You never truly know what a Danny is thinking until they tell you, he’s close with his family and friends and has old cringey tiktok accounts that you just find cute. Danny doesn’t really have a filter and doesn’t think before he speaks. He can accidentally compliment someone or accidentally insult someone because that’s just what he was thinking. He gets embarrassed easily and gets very defensive. He try’s to keep secrets but it doesn’t always work. He wants a lot of things but doesn’t always know how to ask for them. Danny’s are a very charming and have the prettiest smiles.
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Get the danny mug.Danny is the person that nobody wants to be. When he enters a room everyone leaves. He tries his whole life to be like a Cory but can't even come close to touching his balls. Danny is the type guy that thinks he is hung but actually has a chode. He tries to impress girls by bull-riding but actually just likes wearing clown outfits. Danny once tried to raise a farm but even his own goat committed suicide. Danny always tries to be a stud like Cory but always fails and ends up like a Carl. His feet are so bad that that actually used them to portray Smeagol in Lord of the Rings.
Holy Shit.. Did you see the guy in rainbow spandex with fucked up feet and an ugly tattoo???
No i did not but it must have been Danny...
No i did not but it must have been Danny...
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Get the Danny mug.A male of large frame but varies in thickness to extreme opposite degrees throughout its life - Fluctuations in breasts size have also been evident. Nails tend to develop strong fungal tendencies which require treatment. Eccrine Glands/Sweat Glands operate at continuous maximum output regardless of body temperature regulation needs. Cries with the sound of a Pre-Cretaceous Pterodactyl during moments of fright but is quite docile and noiseless besides. Gravitates towards electronic stimulus. Genitles are nonspectacular.
Did you hear the scream of Danny earlier while playing that game?!? I can't hear out of my left ear now
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Get the Danny mug.A male of large frame but varies in thickness to extreme opposite degrees throughout its life - Fluctuations in breasts size have also been evident. Nails tend to develop strong fungal tendencies which require treatment. Eccrine Glands/Sweat Glands operate at continuous maximum output regardless of body temperature regulation needs. Cries with the sound of a Pre-Cretaceous Pterodactyl during moments of fright but is quite docile and noiseless besides. Gravitates towards electronic stimulus. Genitles are nonspectacular.
Did you hear the scream of Danny earlier while playing that game?!? I can't hear out of my left ear now
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Get the Danny mug.An guy that's too old to be a Kyle that will come off as being a super chill friend but is always somehow stuck in a crappy relationship with a "crazy bitch" but as soon as he gets the chance to date you he will still fuck the latest ex plus several others behind your back. Yet, he will still find time to lose his mind over any guy he can accuse you of looking at for more than a second. A Danny will start fights over nothing to have an excuse to punch holes in the walls, break your stuff and scream loudly at you so everyone around can hear. Stay around long enough and it won't just be your stuff that gets broke.
A Danny is a hobosexual male that dates mainly for a place to live and a means of supporting themselves but usually consider sex and having a human punching bag as added bonuses.
A Danny is a hobosexual male that dates mainly for a place to live and a means of supporting themselves but usually consider sex and having a human punching bag as added bonuses.
That old man seems nice enough to hang out with but did you hear how he talks about his exes??? He seems like a real Danny.
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