Dumptruck Door Slam

Analogy:
The act of eating pizza and passing out.

Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.

Analogy:
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.

Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.

by Dumptruck Door Slam September 4, 2025

humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

by bacardehali August 1, 2012

Humpty Dumptus

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

BigRed Dumptruck

Big Red Dumptruck: when a morbidly obese man with a small penis gets a blowjob on his 16th anniversary and
lays back, has his lady suck one nut deep in her mouth and have her stroke that short shaft while sucking that ball and when you finish, you yell "BigDaddy"

Hey BigDaddy, thanks for anniversary tip. Loulou gave me a BigRed Dumptruck for our anniversary.

by BigDaddyRed33 November 29, 2018

gumpy dumpy

When someone is feeling down or sad.

*Jimathine gets home
mother: is everything all right ?
Jimathine: no my day was whack
mother: stop being a gumpy dumpy and lets go eat

by IMdookieATcod November 7, 2019

simpty dimpty

nathan

simpty dimpty fell of a wall
nathan u be fallinggg

by itoldyahsoo March 16, 2020