A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.
Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
by Pkshn April 26, 2014
Get the drum captainmug. An expression that shows one thinks something is good or bongoes. The thing that is bongoes performs the phrase. When used in the past tense, it can either be "beats the drums" or "beat the drums" interchangeably.
by Bongoeman February 26, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Virgo Asmita Because It Is A Hundred Bullet ROund Drums Near THe Lockleys<.7.9.76.>mug. That one senior that at least 4 kids have dated and at least 1 freshman has a crush on.
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases
Band directors personal servant
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases
Band directors personal servant
by ✨Lime✨ September 7, 2021
Get the Drum Majormug. A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019
Get the Goblin on drumsmug. by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023
Get the Big African drum stickmug. by Coupaïn June 14, 2023
Get the Drummug.