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The Drum Roll

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 6, 2014
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Drum roll moment

The build up before the first kiss with someone where your almost to a kiss and the tension is high. You can learn about it in How I met Your mother
"She called it the drum roll moment." "Ted that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."
by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016
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Drum

drum is slang for house or flat, normally single person dwelling
1: We’re just nipping over to Nobbys new drum to pick up some records. Looks nice since he fixed it up.

2: Nice drum, a proper bachelors pad.
by Fartknocker11 August 6, 2022
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Drums

An eldritch horror with blue hair and green skin who takes over galaxies and multiplies upon uttering the word "DRUMS"
Drums
by I have a potted slug January 2, 2022
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thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.
John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...
by iamalion1467 December 7, 2009
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