trial driver

The action of engaging in a repetitive and violent fisting motion with such a velocity that its force can only be equated to that of a space shuttle on re-entry

Guy 1: Hey man, where are you off to?
Guy 2: Off to my girlfriends Funeral
Guy 1: what happened to her?
Guy 2: I gave her a trial Driver

by roooooooobs August 21, 2016

Stonber Driver

Used for when referring to be a desinated driver while being stoned

"I'm stonber drivertonight, lmk if you get the drunchies and we can knock out 2 birds with one stoned"

by MasterLi September 16, 2017

Queensland Driver

Fucking idiot

OMG did you see that Queensland Driver cross two lanes of traffic to turn left???
What's with the Queensland driver in the fast lane that 's driving slower than the speed limit and blocking traffic??

by ratlicker August 19, 2020

Fruber driver

Using a friend to drive you places because you don’t feel like spending money on ubers.

I’m going to ask Jenn to be my fruber driver and take me to the international airport since it’s 45 minutes away.

by LizzytheShizzy November 23, 2020

Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011

Dew-Driver

A concoction of Mountain Dew, Orange juice, and Vodka.

Dude! I got so fucked up on Dew-Drivers last night, I woke up with your mom.

by Keit and Thom September 25, 2013